http://poophaikus.com Creativity surging like a brown river Tue, 17 Jan 2012 02:54:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://poophaikus.com/uncategorized/is-it-pee/ http://poophaikus.com/uncategorized/is-it-pee/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 02:54:42 +0000 admin http://poophaikus.com/?p=101 Liquid runs down leg.
Pants wet. Is it pee? Please be.
Nope. Pants brown. It’s shit.

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wear a toilet paper cape
pooper hero dude

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all the pretty things you eat
sitting in a bowl

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Upon brown rocks doeth it stain
Tarry melena

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Demands a rush to the loo
What hath coffee wrought

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As I begin my morning
Cool splash awakens

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But then the smell so fruity
I must steal a glance

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Rectum quivering so much
Oops. Just shit my pants.

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Straining so valiantly
Finally a ploop

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I’m making hot chocolate
two different ways

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